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kali_fornication

@ kali_fornication @lemmy.world

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  • not sure if i chose to post this

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  • wait till you get one of those neuralink chips and you're forced to like all of elon's tweets

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  • from now on he's gona be concerned, making texts like "hi son, have you had your daily cock yet?"

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  • TIL it's 2018

  • Sorry to disappoint you

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  • and then if you're like me and you're too lazy to type out zsearch every time you just do

    alias z="zsearch"

  • Sorry to disappoint you

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  • my google search history is cursed but my zsh history is blessed because i can just do

    zsearch() { cat ~/.zsh_history | grep "$1" }

  • me_irl @lemmy.world
    kali_fornication @lemmy.world

    me_irl

  • It's not an addiction! I can stop whenever I want!

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  • hang on let me check my frog folder

    i have 684 frogs in my frog folder

  • Former "Proud Boys" Leader Enrique Tarrio Named in Leaked ICE Documents

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  • The Proud Boys always struck me as something that started off as a joke and then got taken seriously by the wrong people. kinda like how 4chan's /pol/ board used to be mostly ironic shitposts before it got overrun by actual nazis

  • I'm trying to comprehend...

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  • i dunno man if you turn off the news and only look at headlines occasionally, the world doesn't seem like it's falling apart. i mean it definitely is, but from where you're standing everything seems fine. works for me

  • House Democrat introducing legislation to abolish ICE: ‘Beyond reform

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  • i just got a vision of a future headline

    "House Democrat Legislation Fails to Abolish ICE"

    i'm literally nostradamus

  • He should have complied

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  • i always wondered why jesus never used his god powers to get off the cross, but then i realized he's like a vampire, but instead of a stake through the heart it's nails through the hands

  • science rules!

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  • neil "the grass" tyson

  • Anon wants to be fit

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  • fake: anon wants to be fit

    gay: anon likes bears

  • Donald Trump Jr Proposes Invading Colombia Next and Stealing Whatever They Produce

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  • don jr would be a better president than his dad. he's still an incompetent fascist but at least we might get legal blow out of it

  • Heard we're playing freebird

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  • when i was growing up i only knew lynyrd skynyrd as a good thing to play in hangman. but you can only do it once, after that they're gonna be like "is this that band that doesn't have vowels again?"

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
    kali_fornication @lemmy.world

    "shup up mom! you don't know how good i sound!"

  • Is this you?

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  • i don't talk about it IRL, but online i overshare a lot about mental health shit. sometimes i find a way to work in the fact that i'm tourettic or autistic or bipolar, like....well, like right just now

  • Sorry to disappoint you

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  • know what's extra hard? those common words that are like a verb + a preposition like "find out". i convince myself that the preposition i'm thinking of is wrong

  • Clever

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  • why use fancy word when good word do trick?

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
    kali_fornication @lemmy.world

    they must be fuckin stoked

  • Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop"

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  • also too cowardly to show their face

  • Minnesota Is Just the Beginning. California and New York Are ‘Next’ | The Trump administration appears to be planning to leverage the same playbook used in Minnesota to go after other blue states.

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  • didn't all this somalia bullshit start with one deceptively edited youtube video? like the shit james o'keefe did at project veritas

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
    kali_fornication @lemmy.world

    pipe life

  • Greentext @sh.itjust.works
    kali_fornication @lemmy.world

    Anon likes coffee

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
    kali_fornication @lemmy.world

    Only Satan's children will scroll past this post without commenting "Amen"

  • Atheism @lemmy.world
    kali_fornication @lemmy.world

    zzzzzzzzzz

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
    kali_fornication @lemmy.world

    i hope that plane has enough parachutes

  • Greentext @sh.itjust.works
    kali_fornication @lemmy.world

    Anon tells a true story

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    ouch

  • me_irl @lemmy.world
    kali_fornication @lemmy.world

    me_irl