My the rapist says.

Usually it’s the other way around.

“This spacious 400sqft condo features scenic fire escapes and running water..”

It’s so rare you can have cats who will walk with you. I used to have one like that.

Don’t bother ringing the doorbell. Just put it on the mat and email me a pic. I’ll just keep checking my email. Thanks.

Maybe the gatekeepers are also AI generated. 🤔

Sir, this is a Lemmy’s.

Is that egg?

Was it about your car warranty?

Lemmy gets Old Testament.

Just drink a ton of vodka. You’ll never have to worry about waking up before your alarm goes off.

I, for one, welcome the new rod people.

Did your cats write the text on this meme?

And just theiR bodies

Every day more of their corrupt illegal treasonous crimes come out and nothing happens. There’s nothing “shocking” about it anymore.

Are they going to start saying Putin has Musk pee tapes too now?

Should have used AOL. I have a cd from 1994 they can borrow.

Alternately directional eye?

Just put a bunch of dna on an asteroid. Nature will figure the rest of it out.

I watch documentary where fat man eat cow. But never see documentary where cow eat fat man.

Question: do people still use the term “lazy eye”, or is that considered ableist?