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  • Just in case someone couldn't tell, the poem is about Elon Musk.

  • This is not my Life @lemm.ee
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    The Ballad of the Techno-Prophet: A Decade of Deception

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27350769

    2011

    Sports cars for the wealthy few, he built with practiced hands,

    While promising the common folk would drive them 'cross the lands.

    Rockets failed and workers ailed in factories unsafe, "Next year, cars will drive themselves!"

    Most thought the man was great.

    2013

    He spoke of vacuum tubes to whisk us faster than the breeze,

    An ancient notion claimed as his, investors pleased with ease.

    "To Mars we'll go!" he boldly claimed, "Self-driving comes next year!"

    Whistleblowers faced his wrath—still most refused to hear.

    2015

    Brain implants left animals in suffering and pain, Scientists fled in droves as ethics went down the drain.

    Removed the lidar, cut the costs, "Self-driving comes next year!"

    Stock prices manipulated, yet few expressed their fear.

    2017

    He claimed to found the company that predated his time,

    Rewrote his history with ease, none ca

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    Cat's Guide To A Successful Day

    cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/26120844

    Source: https://mastodon.social/@warandpeas/114200952412757769

    9-Panel Comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Title card with a wide-eyed black cat and the words “Cat’s Guide to a Successful Day.” Panel 2: "Rise Early" - The cat wakes its owner by sitting on their head as the sun rises. Panel 3: "Get Some Exercise" - The cat enthusiastically climbs a curtain, shredding it in the process. Panel 4: "Take a Break" - The cat relaxes on the owner's lap while they read a book. Panel 5: "Eat Healthy" - The cat bites a houseplant, looking guilty but determined. Panel 6: "Voice Constructive Criticism" - The cat meows aggressively at its owner, who is trying to work at the computer. Panel 7: "Smash the Patriarchy" - The cat scratches the side of a green armchair, staring defiantly. Panel 8: "Make New Allies" - The cat shakes paws with a small mouse, both looking pleased. Panel 9: "Unwind with Loved Ones" - The cat cuddles with the owner, all loo

    Lord of the memes @midwest.social
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    PRESS X TO DOUBT

  • Happy Cake Day!

  • Suppressed news.

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    As the day unfurls

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    "We have ways of making you talk"

  • I'm going back to Yahoo Messenger voice chat.

  • Accelerationism is not the best way forward.

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    Classic Moscow Mule

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    Protesting Rules

    fuck this

  • That reminds me, I wonder what @[email protected] is up to these days.

    Paging @[email protected].

  • Sex crimes happen to men, too.

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    Pork Tenderloin in a Red Wine Sauce

  • That makes sense only if it'd apply to every nation, not just Russia. Us selecting only them for a reprieve shows favoritism.

  • Thanks for posting the list for those who hate clickbait.

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  • Politicians are always preaching "unity" while not acting united in the least.

    At the National Prayer Breakfast in Washington, Mr. Trump took a moment to speak of bipartisan comity. Just hours earlier, he torched the federal bureaucracy, the global order, the media and Democrats.

  • I didn't know what it meant and had to look it up, and for anyone else wondering:

    Bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE), commonly known as mad cow disease, is an incurable and invariably fatal neurodegenerative disease of cattle. Symptoms include abnormal behavior, trouble walking, and weight loss. Later in the course of the disease, the cow becomes unable to function normally.

  • LGBTQ+ @beehaw.org
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  • Chromium has superior security

    I hadn't heard that before. Do you have a source that I can read up more on it?

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    Always Get Consent

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/26177479

    Always get consent.

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    Lactose Intolerule

    It's Me @lemm.ee
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    Whole Roasted Chicken

    cats @lemmy.world
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    If I Fits I Sits

    It's Me @lemm.ee
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    If I Fits I Sits

    aww @lemmy.world
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    So Sweet

    It's Me @lemm.ee
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    So Sweet

    This is not my Life @lemm.ee
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    Upcoming US Protests

    Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world
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