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@ dumbass @piefed.social

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Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse. Most probably stoned.

  • lost unicorn 👍

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  • Don't listen to the sign, if you see the unicorn it means you've nearly taken the right amount of drugs to level up, keep on trucking soldier!

  • Oh thank gawd, cause I thought for a moment pedo fascist had taken over.

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  • Well when are the main characters going to end this?

  • Oh thank gawd, cause I thought for a moment pedo fascist had taken over.

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  • Depends, am I aware like Michael Sullivan from Fair Haven? Just being forced into an existential crisis knowing I'm not real while feeling real? Or am I aware like Vic Fontaine, with full awareness and controll of my reality?

    The first one im 100% shutting it down if I can. The second, Imma live like a king .. a fucking king!

  • Oh thank gawd, cause I thought for a moment pedo fascist had taken over.

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  • I have tried that so many times, but it never works.

  • Japan’s new “Cunte” contact lenses aren’t pronounced like you’re probably thinking they are

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  • The e is silent.

  • Sticky and THICC

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  • Imma save you till lasts!

    * chops it up the next day when high*

  • Red Dwarf to return in new format with "original and fresh" prequel from series co-creator

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  • like this.

  • Camouflage?

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  • It's cute when couples dress a like.

  • “History repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce.”

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  • everytime America tries to remake something European, they fuck it up.

  • WMD

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  • We cherish our thongs in Australia, we dont use them for fear, thats what a wooden spoon is for.

  • No, really, I will!

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  • dealers choice.

  • Jack Dorsey's New Company Falling Apart as It Forces Employees to Use AI

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  • pffft, you give him too much credit.

  • pro tip

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  • I did this and now im legally not allowed to own an animal in the state of Nebraska.

  • I can see the family resemblance now!

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  • Nah they think he's the scapegoat to shut us up, but really he's just the breadsticks at the start of a 3 course meal, gotta save room for the main course, we haven't even had appetizers yet. .

  • I can see the family resemblance now!

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  • Crypt keeper: And I thought I looked like a monster... *maniacal laugh* fades to credits.

  • I can see the family resemblance now!

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  • Its that blue blood.

  • I can see the family resemblance now!

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  • Nah, hea a predator.

  • No, really, I will!

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  • No, really, I will!

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  • man, people used to give a fuck, now everyones stingy with their fucks and keep lying about having no fucks to give, when I can clearly see your fucks right there!