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ByteOnBikes

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Solarpunk noooo

  • This time bullet won't miss: Iranian TV airs chilling assassination threat to Trump

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  • So like he poops some real nasty stuff on Vance's favorite fuck couch and then creates some new STD in the white house?

  • The #1 Programmer Excuse for Legitimately Slacking Off (2026 Edition)

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  • Ah yeah we called that zip files and Dropbox. I don't miss it.

    Im joking of course.

  • Meta is closing down three VR studios as part of its metaverse cuts

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  • My brother in arms, my heart goes to you. I know it sucks.

    Never fall in love with your work, ever. Metaverse and VR has always been a neat niche piece of tech.

    As a dev, make the thing for that money, and always be ready to jump ship.

  • Meta is closing down three VR studios as part of its metaverse cuts

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  • I want cloud gamified LLM GenAI NFT Cryptocurrency Neural network IoT Web3 Metaverse!

  • Meta is closing down three VR studios as part of its metaverse cuts

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  • I remember when Amazon went all-in on gaming. Everyone was skeptical, and they partnered up with so many Asian companies.

    Then they pulled out. Then they pulled back in. And now they're kinda in a weird place.

  • Meta is closing down three VR studios as part of its metaverse cuts

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  • Microsoft too.

    They flip flop over if gaming is important to them all the time.

  • Meta is closing down three VR studios as part of its metaverse cuts

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  • I'm actually kinda angry. There was a lot of money being thrown at this metaverse thing, and I wanted to milk that sweet Facebook money for as long as I can building products nobody use. Now I'll never get that chance.

  • Meta is closing down three VR studios as part of its metaverse cuts

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  • Meta is now SLOP:

    • Social media
    • Large Learning Models
    • Online Engagement
    • Pedo support

    I'm Mark Zuckerfuck and I suck.

  • Sudo disbelief

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    1. Turn on monitor.
    2. Sudo su
    3. Copying and pasting terminal commands I find off the Internet
    4. Living life to the fullest.

  • QWERTY Phones Are Really Trying to Make a Comeback This Year

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  • Great now I can't unsee it.

  • Two party bullshit system

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  • Wait you think I'm a tankie? Or is that what you call anybody who hates the state of America right now?

  • Political Weirdos @lemmy.world
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    Two party bullshit system

  • it doesn't look like the bots are good at reading text

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  • Favorite part is that Musk's amputated penis means he practically gave these women sperm to make a Elon baby for money.

  • Microsoft may soon allow IT admins to uninstall Copilot

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  • People don't realize how difficult it is.

    Not only do you have to do a lot of feature replacement (getting off of teams and using zulip and jitsi. Getting off of outlook and using Zimbra. Using next cloud over whatever the hell Microsoft's version is)...

    You also have to deal with all the Microsoft chucklefuck IT people who never touched a command line before. The push back I had in previous companies is lazy IT folks who don't want to learn anything their Microsoft certification didn't teach them.

  • Digg launches its new Reddit rival to the public

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  • Silly question. Is Reddit still banning comments that say Lemmy?

    I don't have an account.

  • Elon Musk threatens to sue for custody after Ashley St. Clair apologizes for transphobia

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  • Can we keep Elon stuff in the Fuck You Elon EnoughMuskSpam community? Keep his stupid ass face contained?

    At least for soft stories like these when he's not actively fucking with the world.

  • Things I ruled as a child

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  • The "Humans don't require rest outside of sleep" still hurts me to this day.

    As a kid, I would just doodle after a test or long reading and it was fine. I doodle during work after a long project, and coworkers start asking questions.

    If I'm resting while at my desk, I have to pretend like I'm angry at whatever I'm looking at on the screen so nobody bothers me.

    During lunch times, people try to form little parties like "Ah were going to Fajita Hut to get some Sushirittos" and I have to lie because if I tell them I'm taking a nap, they get upset for not "bonding".

  • simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works
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    Stop it poochie

  • You don't need to pay Apple or start a new subscription to unleash your creativity. A thread 🧵

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  • Yeah who is this for?

    Nobody has ever said "I can't start creating things without Apple."

  • Dragon Age veteran says scrapped Anthem Next "could have been" up there with No Man's Sky's legendary turnaround

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  • I don't think we played the game because Anthem was boring. I enjoyed being Iron Man but after an hour. But after that, it was kinda same ol' for the next few hours.

    I had more fun with Suicide Squad, because the city was awesome and the story was at least passable.

    I did like the first hour - no question. But I think Anthem needed to cook some more. A lot more.

  • Dragon Age veteran says scrapped Anthem Next "could have been" up there with No Man's Sky's legendary turnaround

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  • Agreed!

    NMS kept listening to feedback for years before it turned around, slowly building up good faith with each free release.

    But let's say Anthem Next magically turned it around. All that good faith will be gone when EA will try to shoehorn more looter shooter microtransaction BS and fuck everything up over and over again.

  • AntiTrumpAlliance @lemmy.world
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    FBI searches home of Washington Post reporter in classified documents probe, newspaper says

    apnews.com /article/fbi-washington-post-search-warrant-classified-documents-373bd02f4f9ea446dd71c1203da467f3
  • United States | News & Politics @midwest.social
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    Hegseth Announces Grok Access to Classified Pentagon Networks

    www.newsweek.com /hegseth-announces-grok-access-to-classified-pentagon-networks-11349020
  • Aged Like Milk @sh.itjust.works
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    Looks like Donald J Trump was not on it.

  • People Twitter @sh.itjust.works
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    Free for all at ICE! No background checks!

  • News @lemmy.world
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    Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw'

    www.rawstory.com /ice-agents-data-leak/
  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    This is not okay

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Alpha Chimps rule

  • Enough Musk Spam @lemmy.world
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    The French clapback

  • Reddit @lemmy.world
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    Bruh they changed the teens

  • Business @lemmy.world
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    'Office Is Dead’—Microsoft Decision Confuses 400 Million Users

    www.forbes.com /sites/zakdoffman/2026/01/11/office-is-dead-microsoft-decision-confuses-400-million-users/
  • AntiTrumpAlliance @lemmy.world
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    Donald Trump, 79, Confuses His Truth Social Rant With the Law

    www.thedailybeast.com /donald-trump-79-confuses-his-truth-social-rant-with-the-law/
  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Wolverine forgetting he's not dealing with Canadian cops

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world
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    Ai 'Monk' Got 2.4M followers in just 3 Months and is now trying to sell a course for $50 a month

    rudevulture.com /ai-monk-got-2-4m-followers-in-just-3-months-and-is-now-trying-to-sell-a-course-for-50-a-month/
  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Which healthcare would you choose?

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Totally unjustifiable

  • People Twitter @sh.itjust.works
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    We all watched ICE walk up to her window, pulled out his gun and shot her point blank in the face

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Touch grass for biological reasons rule

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    Managing an endless todo list