Start to worry if Kid Rock starts cancelling tour dates.
Reality has a liberal bias.
Because it was safe and stable with a history of being safe and stable. It was easy to lose that reputation, and it will be difficult to get it back.
Cinderelladonkadonk.
At this rate he might get a deferred sentence and stern warning before I'm relocated to a re-education camp!
Anybody remember that time when the national security advisor invited a journalist to a Signal chat where the Secretary of Defense leaked battle plans?
Don't worry, once DOGE is done cutting government agencies, you won't hear anything about how much shit is in your butter.
I played a C64 game where you had missions to visit different spots in the solar system. The space travel part wasn't realistic, but the scale of the solar system was. I remember having to accelerate to high speeds to cover the distance between objects, then decelerate rapidly to avoid zipping past them. I'm still proud of the fact that I was able to land on Phobos. I think I landed on Ceres, too.
When your post is so vapid that you get roasted by an LLM.
Nah. You showed your ass you fascist piece of shit. (Referring to good ol' boy Markwayne, not OP, of course.)
The best kind of correct!
Damn. The Onion must have a hard time coming up with headlines these days.
I think I'm going to get the $30 1-year ESU and kick that can down the road. I need to run windows-only software and I can't upgrade because of my processor. Maybe in a year's time I'll be ready for a new build.
They tried this with Texas. It didn't work, but it made Ted Cruz do away for a while.
Exploding Cybertrucks, exploding SpaceX rockets, self-driving Teslas falling for the Wile E. Coyote trick, now Wisconsin.

There are two people water-walking without balloons behind the two women on the left. Time travelers? Aliens? The JFK assassins? We deserve the truth!
Thank you! This makes the most sense. I was wondering what was wrong with "please pull forward when done fueling" without threatening violence. A common annoyance plus and inside joke makes a lot more sense.
I honestly thought this was The Onion.
"Pull forward after fueling or get shot"?