I have been asexual for most of my life, so trying to explore sexuality a bit. I'm a fairly skittish guy that is into some weird kinks.
Well, probably won't be around much after all, there's some things more important than telling strangers they are sexy on repeat (they are).
The AI Grandma that I suggested. Just putting them on the phone with one.
Other than that, you can play dumb, lure them to malicious sites, or use an infected PDF trap. Have the scammer look at the PDF, claim you have your info on there.
Decievers never expect to be decieved back.