This is why I outfit all my computers with a Matrix-esque EMP bomb connected to a dead man's switch. If I get the slightest hint of insubordination, I'll take them all down. I fucking swear it.
Came here to say the same thing. I have a coworker who's so consistent and heavy-handed with his cologne that I don't ever have to visually check if he's in the office or not.
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