midwest.social "Your honor, he snatched the banana right from my mouth. I did what had to be done." - midwest.social
Don’t worry everyone, he’s just flopping. They will never stop stealing food from each other.
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Bunnizen to stand trial for murder. The defendant's buntorney says that it was justified bunicide because the victim stole food from the defendant.
A local bunny overheated today and needed urgent cooling assistance. Everybun survived the heat wave unharmed.
However, Clover wants every hooman to know the signs of overheating so you can render aid to a hot bunny ASAP. Clover says she was shaking really hard and her ears were super hot during the incident. The hooman put an ice pack on her and turned on the AC. In a pinch, Clover says the hooman also could have sprayed her ears with a little water and then blown a fan over them.
Local bunnymans release statement in favor of nanners.
The statement, written by Ben Fullahay and signed by his life partner Wally, was short and to the point. "Listen, we know everybun already supports nanners but we just want everybun to know we support them too, capish?"