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Star Trek Technobabble Rap

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I love this thing and have been meaning to post it for a while. I also, however, wanted to do a little extra. So I wrote out the lyrics and added links to all the appropriate parts. However some links may not be what they seem. There's also one goodie in there I really enjoy. Anyway. Lyrics!
🎶 Engineering here...
We got a subspace anomaly, a graviton pulse,
We got a catastrophic diagnostic cycle result
Inertial dampeners just went off line
And that's a 10 hour job but we'll do it in 5
I need a cryosensor, hyperspanner, [neutrino probe](http://www.trekprops.de/prop-analysis-neutrino-p