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  • Poor Keyleth was put the in the position of brutally executing an opponent and a prisoner clinging to life, but Grog enjoyed every bit.

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    Highlights

    • 00:42:27 Travis:"Yeah, I saw that look. You calling me 'load-bearing'?"
      Matt:"...Yes!"
      Travis:"That's honest."
    • 00:50:32 Liam:"I'm so bored."
      Laura:"Don't say that."
      Matt:"That can be fixed, Liam."
    • 00:52:00 Scanlan critically fails a stealth check. Comedy ensues.
    • 01:00:05 Pike:"No, I think you were moving along to try to go stealth and sometimes you should just stay put and see what happens."
    • 01:18:00 After considerable planning, Scanlan and Pike use dimension door to initiate.
    • 01:18:57 Several:"(singing) Huge success."
    • 01:19:47 Liam:"Wilhelm scream!"
    • 01:22:14 Keyleth:[about to push a duergar into magma]"This is the meanest thing I've ever done!"
      Vex:"No, no, remember you killed that kid one time."
      Keyleth:"Oh, thanks for bringing that up, Vax!"
      Vex:"I'm Vex, he's Vax."
    • 01:23:41 Ashley:"Oh, this is brutal!"
      Matt:"Okay. So, as he's screaming, your Wind Wall shoves him further under the magma as he's screaming, cooling the magma around him as the rock (cracking SFX) cracks around him, turning into black rock. His face still visible over the surface, going (choking SFX) in this horrible, almost Han-in-carbonite type of lok at the op of the magma pool."
      Vex:"Keyleth!"
      Vax:"You just one-upped Grog, man."
      Grog:"That was awesome!"
      Matt:"As fresh magma begins to pool over the cool, covering his face, you step away."
      Sam:"Piss on the body!"
      Grog:"I never knew you were an artist."
    • 01:24:50 The early Metapigeons were more like those African Gray parrots with larger vocabularies.
      Laura:"Turn into a Duergar!"
      Liam:"Ca-caw!"
    • 01:57:48 Liam makes hand gestures to represent a high lockpicking roll, followed by a hip thrust and a Fonzie-style "'Ey!"
      Matt: Please do that every time you pick a lock.
    • 02:02:47 Tiberius:"Vax, what are you doing?"
      Vax:"Uh, Im kiling someone. Hold, please."
      Sam:[acapella of The Girl from Ipanema]
    • 02:20:28 Matt"...You don't have enough movement to get close enough, unfortunately."
      Orion:"Oh well, poop. I... I encourage violence. 'Do it! Do it, Grog! Destroy them! With no regard to any of his existence.'"
    • 02:21:20 Marisha:"And as I morph into 'Minxy form', I take the dead body that's on top of me and just pick it up with my mouth."
      Matt:"Okay, uh, in your mouth, the body stirs. It wasn't quite dead."
      Marisha:"Oh, why?! It was supposed to be - I wanted the dead one. Can I drop that one and find a dead one?"
      Matt:"Well, you wanted a dead one. It is now."
      Marisha:"That's fine, that's fine."
      Liam:"Oh, murdering children again."
      Taliesin:"How do you spend the entire game being the worst person in the world?"
      Marisha:"I know! I try so hard, you guys! I try so hard and I'm still the fucking worst! (Charlie Brown Ugh Moment)."
    • 02:23:37 #EncourageViolence
    • 02:50:00 Vax:"Once we murder this K'Varn, you guys are going to laugh so hard."
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