‘THE WRONG LADY’ [OC] (Boy, that escalated quickly)
‘THE WRONG LADY’ [OC] (Boy, that escalated quickly)

![Police cars swarm a bank. Inside, Bob—a frantic farmer with a shotgun—holds hostages. Bob: OH NO! THE COPS! He’s sweating, panicked. Bob: CAN’T GO TO JAIL! OH GOD, NO! He grabs a woman—Elsa. Bob: YOU! COME WITH ME! Elsa: NO, PLEASE! I HAVE STOC— Bob: QUIET! Gun to her neck, he trembles. Bob: I’M SORRY. I CAN’T LOSE MY FARM OR GO TO JAIL. NOW WALK! Outside: Elsa: WHAT’S YOUR NAME? Bob: BOB. Elsa: CAN YOU FLY A HELICOPTER? Bob: UH… YES? She yells to the cops. Elsa: HE WANTS A FUELED-UP CHOPPER—NO PILOT! Bob: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Elsa: GET US OUT. PULL ME BACK INSIDE. Elsa: AND TWO PARACHUTES! YOU’VE GOT FORTY-FIVE MINUTES! Inside, she grabs a backpack. Elsa: YOU! MONEY IN THE BAG OR I GET IT! Later—they run to the helicopter. Elsa fierce. Bob stunned. Elsa: DON’T TRY ANYTHING OR HE’LL PAINT THE STREET WITH MY BRAINS! They lift off. Elsa: FUCK YEAH! WE DID IT! Bob: BUT… WHERE ARE WE GOING? A police chopper follows. Elsa: SHIT! She fires. [BLAM] It crashes. Elsa: GOT ‘EM! Elsa: TO THE BAHAMAS, BOB! They jump mid-air. Elsa confident. Bob terrified, clutching the money. The chopper flies off alone. Later, on a beach: Elsa sunbathes in underwear, cocktail in hand. Bob awkward in rolled-up overalls. Bob: SO… STOCKHOLM SYNDROME? Elsa: YEP. LIFELONG CASE. Elsa: LET’S GET MARRIED. OPEN A SEAFOOD PLACE. BOB & ELSA’S SEA SHACK.](https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/9385978f-260b-4e73-a039-772c6e38019a.webp?format=webp)
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‘THE WRONG LADY’ [OC] (Boy, that escalated quickly)
This is a long one. I hope Lemmy can display it properly.
Now this was a fun plot! Thank you
Works perfectly for me!
And that story went much better than I thought for the robber.
I need the anime adaptation of this
M’yeah no. I can’t draw anime style. 😬
What if I changed the hostage woman to a 15 yo schoolgirl with disproportionately big boobs and the farmer guy to a cool, brooding 21 yo Kendo master who wants to avenge his father? 😉
Haha I meant more like a 12-episode series, but I've been informed there's already a movie doing this, so don't worry about it